All The Things I Never Thought of before, I Learned in Saipan

• Green coconuts are better than brown coconuts.
• Not all halls have walls.
• A banana is the berry of an herb.
• Just about anything can be pickled.
• All Americans are wealthy and have it easy.
• Lips can be used as pointers.
• There are Filipenos, Filipenas, and Filipenonas.
• A beautiful face can be ruined by a smile.
• A baby's sex can be decided after birth.
• People who speak other languages don't understand their own countrymen's accented English any better than I do.
• You don't have to know someone--at all--to marry them.
• A sniff is as good as a kiss.
• Many young Japanese have orange hair.
• There are male cows.
• Dogs can tell if you've ever eaten one.
• Cattle rustling is alive and well.
• In the Atlantic-a hurricane; in the Pacific-a typhoon; in the Indian-a cyclone.
• Typhoons come from the east, tsunamis from the west.
• Some places only have two seasons: hotter and cooler.